“- Devon: When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
- Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.”
Eric Idle - Devon
Don Rickles - Cornwall

- Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
- Frodo: Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to".
Sean Astin - Sam
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going: South America. It's like America, but south.”

Elie Docter - Young Ellie

“- Ace Hunter: There are reasons for everything we do, Major.
- Zara: Do they include leaving your guests to bake in the middle of the desert, greeted by a cowboy, and be attacked by wild creatures?
- Ace Hunter: If it's a comfortable tour you're looking for, I have connections... at DisneyLand!”
Barry Bostwick - Ace Hunter
Persis Khambatta - Zara

“There's a bit of a traveler in everybody, Tito. But very few of us know where we're goin'.”
Gabriel Byrne - Papa Reilly