“He doesn't have a home or people to care for. He's not afraid of anything, men least of all. He's fast and strong like a big wind. He can hear a hundred miles, and see a hundred miles underwater. He can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. He can be right behind you and you won't even know it til you're dead!”
Tina Majorino - Enola

“- Jeff Dunham: So you're a superhero?
- Melvin the Superhero Guy: Yes!
- Jeff Dunham: What is your most outstanding feature?
- Melvin the Superhero Guy: My costume.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Melvin the Superhero Guy

“- Caitlin: I can't!
- Samantha Caine (Charly): Yes you can. You're one of the X-Men!”

Yvonne Zima - Caitlin
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)

“- Max: Well?
- John Hatcher: One thought he was invincible... the other thought he could fly.
- Max: So?
- John Hatcher: They were both wrong.”
Keith David - Max
Steven Seagal - John Hatcher

“- Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- Justin: What?
[Patches O'Houlihan throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face]”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan
Justin Long - Justin