- Cher: "Second notice on three outstanding tickets". I don't remember getting a first notice.
- Mel Horowitz: The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license.
- Cher: Oh, you can get tickets anytime.
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz

“- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Street, you have a driver's license?
- Jim Street: Got a library card.
- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Good enough. So get your uniform on. You're driving me around today.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Justin Stewart: Rocky couldn't make it, so he sent me!
- Adam Park: What are you talking about?
- Justin Stewart: Guys! I'm the new Blue Ranger! Isn't that cool? Alpha had to give me a crash course in driving, good thing you don't need a license to drive a Zord.”
Blake Foster - Justin Stewart
Johnny Yong Bosch - Adam Park

“Don't you know it's illegal to drive while dead?”
Bruce Payne - Agent Karl Savak

“- Motorcycle Officer: License, lady?
- Maude: I don't have one. I don't believe in them.”
Tom Skerritt - Motorcycle Officer
Ruth Gordon - Maude