“- Ray Castro: Why are hurricanes named after women?
- Montel Gordon: I don't know.
- Ray Castro: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.”
Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro
Don Cheadle - Montel Gordon

“- Jack Foley: You were in Leavenworth?
- Hejira Henry: For a time.
- Jack Foley: What's that mean?
- Hejira Henry: Means, when the time came, I left.
- Jack Foley: You broke out?
- Hejira Henry: I prefer to think of it as an exodus from an undesirable place.”
George Clooney - Jack Foley
Samuel L. Jackson - Hejira Henry

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I needmoney, lots of it.
- Mitch Henessey: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Rochester: Just one last kiss before you leave.
- Jane Eyre: I shall never leave. You will never be alone for as long as I shall live.”
William Hurt - Rochester
Charlotte Gainsbourg - Jane Eyre

“- Harriet M. Welsch: I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry.
- Ole Golly: Nah it's okay to cry, but whatever you do, don't laugh, no Harriet, I will not tolerate laughter as I leave. No.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly