“- Elsie: So I was swimming along minding my own business when I saw this long neck on the beach.
- Littlefoot: That's my grandpa.
- Elsie: Is he now? So that's where you get your good looks!”
Christina Pickles - Elsie
Brandon La Croix - Littlefoot

“- Henry Van Cleve: Mother, when one sees a lovely rose...
- Bertha Van Cleve: ...one can be certain she comes from a fine rose bush.”

Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve
Spring Byington - Bertha Van Cleve

“- Mitch: Okay, look, my family thinks that I'm kind of like, a big fuck-up, and, well, you're smart and pretty and personable. And if I were to bring someone like you home, they'd, you know, think I'm getting my shit together.
- Natalie: You think I'm pretty?”
Michael Doneger - Mitch
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie

“I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino

“Alright. Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun. Okay...
[shows a picture from his wallet]
This is my sister. You can all have her. I hear she's very good.”

Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume