“- Gina Vitale: It's called 'The La Trattoria'.
- Michael Felgate: You mean 'La Trattoria'.
- Gina Vitale: No.
- Michael Felgate: 'The La Trattoria' means 'The The Trattoria'.”

Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Gina Vitale
Hugh Grant - Michael Felgate

- Mia: Shut up!
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon, "Shut up"?
- Consulate Maitre D' : Oh, your majesty, in America, it doesn't always mean to be quiet. Here it could mean "Wow, gee whiz, golly wolly"...
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi
Joe Ross - Consulate Maitre D'

- Harry Flugleman: Do you know what "nada" means?
- Dusty Bottoms: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?
Joe Mantegna - Harry Flugleman
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms

“- Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
- Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
- Farva: A litre o' cola.
- Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.
- Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
- Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
- Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!”
Kevin Heffernan - Farva
Charlie Finn - Dimpus Burger Guy
Jay Chandrasekhar - Thorny

“- Dave: Did you know that fly in Italian is 'mosca'?
- Dad: Did you know in English it's 'pest'?”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Paul Dooley - Dad