“You've known me for a while, and all of a sudden, you ask me out. What took you so long?”

Julie Benz - Jesse Caldwell

“- Ike: I'd love to stay and get together but I gotta get outta here.
- Bliss: Is it something I said? Did I come on too strong?
- Ike: No. I just have to go and meet the guys.
- Bliss: Don't you want to meet these guys?
- Ike: I would. But my friends are counting on me.
- Bliss: Okay. Meet me in my room later. I'll be waiting.”
Wendell Brown - Ike
Barbara Bach - Bliss

“- Ygor: You cannot take my friend away from me. He's all that I have. Nothing else. You're going to make him your friend and I'll be alone.
- Ludwig Frankenstein: It will be as I say or he must be destroyed.”

Béla Lugosi - Ygor
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Dr. Frankenstein

“- Jerry Manning: Must get lonely here.
- Cemetery Gatekeeper: No, I have many friends... but they don't bother me with talk.”
Dennis O'Keefe - Jerry Manning
Brandon Hurst - Cemetery Gatekeeper

- Chon Wang: There you are. Need anything?
- Roy O'Bannon: A whole lot of "leave me alone".
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon