“- Daniel Sr.: You hired an actor to pretend he was me. And then pretended to get in a fight with him. And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me.
- Daniel: Well when you put it like that it sounds kinda bad.”
Francis X. McCarthy - Daniel Sr.
Michael J. Fox - Daniel

“- Debbie: You're the best.
- Danny: I bet you say that to all your guys.
- Debbie: Yep, and they believe it.”
Demi Moore - Debbie
Rob Lowe - Danny

“From the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand, just the sight of you has made me want to puke.”

Famke Janssen - Evelyn

“I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

- Herman Mankiewicz: What about Marion?
- Orson Welles: She's just another piece in his collection. Another animal in his zoo.
- Herman Mankiewicz: Well to Hearst, that is love. "I love you, I built you a beautiful cage".
John Malkovich - Herman Mankiewicz
Liev Schreiber - Orson Welles