“It's soggy as a wet armpit in here. How long where you in that shower abusing yourself? You pump your handle too much, young man. If you keep this up, one day it's just going to wither up and fall off!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Dark's Mom

“- Finch: I am not touching that!
- Jim Levenstein: Put that thing away, Stifler.
- Stifler: What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.”

Eddie Kaye Thomas - Finch
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Seann William Scott - Stifler

“- Eric Bates: What do you do with... your thing?
- Jack Brown: Is this a hypothetical question or is there a lady involved?”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Richard Pryor - Jack Brown

“With all my heart, I still love the man I killed.”

Bette Davis - Leslie Crosbie

“I knew if he left I'd never see him again, so I seized the revolver and fired. I heard a cry. He staggered toward the veranda and I ran after him and fired and fired and fired. There's no excuse for me. I don't deserve to live.”

Bette Davis - Leslie Crosbie