“You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno!”
Jon Stewart - Enhancement Smoker

“- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale

“Uh-oh. Get out the Alka-Seltzer.”
Barry Corbin - Uncle Bob

“I can feel my hair growing.”

Doris Roberts - Grandma Lilly

“I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling... and I want you to roll it all into one joint.”
Allen Covert - Alex