“Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?”
Slim Pickens - Maj. 'King' Kong

“- Tom Dodge: What do you think about our boat, Pascal?
- Marty Pascal: I feel I need a tetanus shot just from looking at it. The only thing holding her together, are the bird droppings, sir.”
Kelsey Grammer - Tom Dodge
Rob Schneider - Marty Pascal

“A diesel loves her oil same as a sailor loves rum.”
Kurt Russell - Captain Ron

“- Yzma: That's it, Kronk! Break the door down!
- Kronk: Break it down? Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany!”
Eartha Kitt - Yzma
Patrick Warburton - Kronk

“I never went in for embroidery, just results.”
Lee Marvin - Maj. John Reisman