“- Buzz Kurtis: Every time you open your mouth, what happens?
- Abercrombie: I eat.”
Bud Abbott - Buzz Kurtis
Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.”

Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling

“You talk too much with your mouth.”

Joseph Calleia - Nick Varna

“- Muhammad Ali: Man, without me, you'd just be a mouth and a microphone.
- Howard Cosell: Without me, you'd just be a mouth.”
Will Smith - Muhammad Ali
Jon Voight - Howard Cosell

“The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.”

Bruce Willis - RJ