“I detest parties! A lot of people I don't want to see, telling me a lot of things I don't want to hear.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“- Simon: Hello, professor. How was India?
- Terry Rapson: You know what these scientific gatherings are. All dancing girls, wine and parties.”
Adrian Lester - Simon
Sir Ian Holm - Terry Rapson

“- Maddy: I wanna split.
- Jennifer: Good.
- Maddy: You see, I meet these really hot guys and we're going to a really hot party, a boogie party, you know.”
Robin Menken - Maddy
Debra Winger - Jennifer

“Hey guys, welcome to the party. If you're gonna have sex, please... do it in my parents' bedroom.”
Rob Benedict - Preston Wasserstein

“- Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party?
- Rick Gassko: No... it's a 'stag' party, and that means that the 'does' stay home!
- Debbie Thompson: I'm not talking about the 'does'. I'm talking about hookers.”
Tawny Kitaen - Debbie Thompson
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko