“- Gail Richards: Good night.
- Lillian - the Housekeeper: I hope you rest in peace.
- Gail Richards: Thank you. [turns to Ann] Isn't that what they write on tombstones?”
Joan Blondell - Gail Richards
Rafaela Ottiano - Lillian - the Housekeeper

“The President has nothing further to communicate. Good day, sir.”

Alexander Knox - Woodrow Wilson

“- Dr. Alex Cross: I don't work like you. I don't... hate.
- Det. Nick Ruskin: You only wish you had the courage. Good night, sweet Kate.”

Morgan Freeman - Dr. Alex Cross
Cary Elwes - Det. Nick Ruskin

“Now, on the day I end it all, I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady my rhinestone collar and my wet-dry shaver. I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing. It's too late for you, Jack. You're a short... hey, get out of there! You're in my landing space!”

Albert Brooks - Jacob the Tiger

“- Teacher: Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Patrick Henry's immortal last words?
- Link Larkin: Kiss my ass?”
Joe Parro - Teacher
Zac Efron - Link Larkin