“- Rosie: How could you do such a thing? - Mollie: It was easy. I went to the clinic and got some frozen sperm. I brought it home, defrosted it, inserted it, and... and I'm pregnant. - Rosie: So that's it? Now you and the frozen pop are having a baby.”
Olympia Dukakis - Rosie
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda? - Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda
“- Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there! - Ollie Trinke: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey. - Gertrude Steiney: I wanna be a coked-out whore!”
Jennifer Lopez - Gertrude Steiney
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke
