“This is a real nice hobby room. All you need now is a hobby!”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Woody Stevens: Come on, guys, we're exhausted. I think we should take the bikes back to the hotel, put them in a shed with the doors closed, and then play Scrabble in the room with the shades down.
- Doug Madsen: Look Aunt Bea, maybe you want to do something else here in Mayberry!”
John Travolta - Woody Stevens
Tim Allen - Doug Madsen

“Men are pretty much like children after all. Have you ever seen two kids wrestling in the yard? They push and they tussle and maybe they look like they're fighting... but they're not. They're really friends and everything is fun. Then pretty soon they play a little too rough. One of them gets mad. And in the end, somebody always gets hurt.”

Walter Huston - Doc Holliday

“- Silverio: This time I play for keeps.
- Louis Stevens: And this time... I don't play.”
Paco Christian Prieto - Silverio
Mark Dacascos - Louis Stevens

“I can tell when a man wants to work. I can also tell when a man wants to play.”
Mary Stavin - Tanya