“- Robert Lewis: Don't ask where I'm going.
- Celine Naville: Don't even imagine that I care.
- Robert Lewis: Exactly the problem!”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Robert Lewis
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“- Barbara Rose: Have you ever made angry love?
- Gavin D'Amato: Is there any other way?”
Kathleen Turner - Barbara Rose
Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato

“Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or any of that stuff. Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like biological highlighter. Otherwise, there's just too many people in the world.”

Lyle Pearce Lovett - Sheriff Carl Tippett

“- Baby Houseman: It... it's just wrong this way. It should be with someone... it should be with someone that you sort of love.
- Lisa Houseman: Oh, come on. You don't care about me. You wouldn't care if I humped the entire army... as long as they were on the right side of the Ho Chi Minh Trail.”
Jennifer Grey - Baby Houseman
Jane Brucker - Lisa Houseman

- Mike Chadway: Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care.
- Abby: Some men care!
- Mike Chadway: No, some men pretend to care. When we ask how you're doing, it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass".
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway
Katherine Heigl - Abby