“I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad luck and the Divine Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine. Twice, tough. Three times? Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace breaks every day for two years it's time to check your Bible!”
Aidan Quinn - Seth Warner

“In sixty three countries around the world, dozens of lottery machines spin hundreds of lottery balls. It takes seconds for the winning numbers to be selected... seconds for the losers to realize they've lost. But for the winners, it is an event that will undoubtedly change their lives forever.”
Paul Vaughan - Narrator

“You know, what do leprechauns and guys with big dicks have in common? They’re hard to find and incredibly lucky.”
Rachel Brosnahan - Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

“- Drunk: Are you MacLeod?
- MacLeod: Yes, I am.
- Drunk: Great. I always wanted to meet the guy that turned the world to shit.”
Rusty Schwimmer - Drunk
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod

“Men are incapable of growth, change and progress. For men self improvement ends at toilet training.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway