“Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life! It only gets better.”
Gina Gershon - Coral

“- Tej: Damn, Suki, uh... When you gonna pop my clutch, huh?
- Suki: As soon as you get the right set of tools.
- Tej: Yeah, a'ight.”
Ludacris - Tej
Devon Aoki - Suki

“Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!”

Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“Hey Vince, buddy, I need a favor - I need you to fuck my daughter's friend so I don't have to.”
Bob Saget - Bob Saget

“Hey, Stoker, I'm talkin' to you... Or do you go by Stroker now, because I hear that's what your mom been doing... to your uncle. Have you been getting in on that?”

Lucas Till - Pitts