“- 'G' Makeup Artist: I've made you up to look like you have no make-up on at all.
- G: That's a metaphysics I didn't even know existed.”
Toy Van Lierop - G' Makeup Artist
Eddie Murphy - G'

“- Rez Gavron: We have to change the color of your hair.
- Ally: What's wrong with my hair?
- Rez Gavron: I'm thinking platinum...
- Ally: I don't want to be a fucking blonde.”
Rafi Gavron - Rez Gavron
Lady Gaga - Ally

“- Princess Fiona: It's me... in this body.
- Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Momma: Hello.
- Becky: Hi.
- Momma: I haven't always been like this.
- Becky: Well, I haven't always been like this, either.”

Darlene Cates - Bonnie Grape
Juliette Lewis - Becky

“- Lavinia: My God, is that really you?
- Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!”
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley
Goldie Hawn - Suzette