“It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.”

Jim Henson - Rowlf

“You know what they say in China? They say: Ciao!”
Sir John Hurt - Lester

“- Lao Che: You never told me you spoke my language, Doctor Jones.
- Indiana Jones: Only on special occasions.”
Roy Chiao - Lao Che
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Peter's News Editor: West, keep the British accent out of your prose. Don't take advantage of the fact that your uncle owns the paper.
- Peter West: As if I would.”
Lucio Fulci - Peter's News Editor
Ian McCulloch - Peter West

“- Chon Wang: He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!”

Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon