“- Rose DeWitt Bukater: I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
- Jack Dawson: He does landscapes.”

Kate Winslet - Rose Dewitt Bukater
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jack Dawson

“- Frank: You never went skinny-dipping when you were a kid?
- Walter: Yes, but I wore a bathing suit.”

Richard Harris - Frank
Robert Duvall - Walter

“- Judy Hopps: Oh! You are naked!
- Yax: For sure. We're a naturalist club.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Tommy Chong - Yax

“If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

- Professor Eggstrum: Dallas, when a person doesn't have less on, they have...?
- Dallas: "More on"?
- Professor Eggstrum: Exactly.
George Furth - Professor Eggstrum
Michael Beck - Dallas