“- Daniel Sr.: You hired an actor to pretend he was me. And then pretended to get in a fight with him. And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me.
- Daniel: Well when you put it like that it sounds kinda bad.”
Francis X. McCarthy - Daniel Sr.
Michael J. Fox - Daniel

“I know women who marry men they despise so they can drive a Mercedes and spend summers in the Hamptons.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“I know women who crawl through shit for a fur coat.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“I want to use up a woman so she's ruined for all other men.”
Harry Connick Jr. - Daniel

“Women are always taken advantage of at the office, and they don't know what to do about it.”
Albert Rémy - Julien Doinel