“I don't go to the movies. Maybe it's the same as not eating hot dogs after you've worked in a slaughterhouse. You know it's all made from ears and ass parts.”
Harrison Ford

“- Director: Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again!
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?”
Herbert Ellis - Director
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

- Gates: I got a proposition for ya.
- Hudson Hawk: Answer is "no" Gates... Even if you bathe.
Burtt Harris - Gates
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Daniel Cleaver: Come on Bridget, we belong together: you, me, your little skirt. If I can't make it with you then I can't make it with anyone.
- Bridget Jones: That's not a good enough offer for me.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Ricky Linderman: You're a pretty good fighter back there. I have this idea. Will you be my body guard? I'll pay fifty cents every day. I'll do your homework for you. I'm pretty smart.
- Clifford Peache: Not interested.”
Adam Baldwin - Linderman
Chris Makepeace - Clifford