“It's only in going uphill that you realize you're headed downhill.”
William Hurt - George Gulden

“- Captain Winston Havelock: You know, O'Connell, ever since the end of the Great War, there hasn't been a-a single challenge worthy of a man like me.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah? We all got our little problems today. Don't we, Winston?”
Bernard Fox - Captain Winston Havelock
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“- Dinger: Why did you join the Army?
- Andy McNab: To keep out of trouble.
- Dinger: So your thought if you joined up they'd be no more trouble?
- Andy McNab: Best thing I ever did. Never been in trouble since.”
Steve Nicolson - Dinger
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“- Ginger: Think, everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
- Bunty: We haven't tried not trying to escape.
- Babs: Hmm. That might work.”
Julia Sawalha - Ginger
Imelda Staunton - Bunty
Jane Horrocks - Babs

“- Spc. Dino Paparelli: He's gonna think of something. Remember that time I got the letter from my wife saying that she wanted to break up with me? Huh? Remember what Bilko did?
- Pfc. Wally Holbrook: He got your wife back?
- Spc. Dino Paparelli: No, he got me another wife! A better wife!”
Max Casella - Spc. Dino Paparelli
Daryl Mitchell - Pfc. Wally Holbrook