“We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.”
Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis

“There is a good reason why these rules were created, and they are the only reason we have survived this long!”
Bill Nighy - Viktor

“She'll grow up just like her mother. Marry, raise children and honor her family. Spend her youth in needlepoint and rue the day she was born a girl. And when she dies, she'll wonder why she obeyed all the rules of God and Country for no biblical hell could ever be worse than a state of perpetual inconsequence.”

Moira Kelly - Beatrice Venier

“Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. I mean to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death.”
Eric Idle - Angela

- Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation”. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
- Liz: Was that on a beer mate?
- Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
- Liz: I won't say anything.
- Shaun: Thanks.
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Kate Ashfield - Liz