“Oh Lord, please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock, don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock, don't braise or bake or boil us, or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh please don't lightly poach us, or baste us with hot fat, don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat. And please don't stick thy servants Lord, in a rotissomat.”

Michael Palin - Chaplain

“- Gus Cantrell: You scared me to death!
- Pedro Cerrano: Do you mean when you realized God is black?
- Gus Cantrell: Yeah... I thought She was white.”
Scott Bakula - Gus Cantrell
Dennis Haysbert - Pedro Cerrano

“Are you a God-fearing man? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Magneto

“I don't like your God. Your God scares me.”
Adam Sandler - Moses

- Dave Kujan: Do you believe in him, Verbal?
- Verbal: Keaton always said "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him". Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

Chazz Palminteri - Dave Kujan
Kevin Spacey - Verbal