“- Jake: It's a hotdog.
- Roland: Savages. What breed?”
Tom Taylor - Jake
Idris Elba - Roland

“- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: How do you like your dog?
- Diane Lightson: They're serving dog?
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: No, hot dogs. Dutch country, prized Hereford winners.”

Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
Demi Moore - Diane Lightson

“- Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum Tum because he'll eat anything.
- Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.”
Max Elliott Slade - Colt
Chad Power - Tum Tum

“Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do, although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them.”
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.”
DJ Qualls - Kyle