“It's good for my skin. You know if you do enough of that stuff over a very short period of time, you get, like, these canker sores on your tongue.”

Bill Pullman - Daryl Zero

“- Cigaweed Man: That's nothing but a cigarette...
- Carter: That's cigaweed!
- Cigaweed Man: Well it looked like a cigarette...
- Carter: You better have glaucoma.
- Cigaweed Man: I do.”
Wayne King - Cigaweed Man
Chris Tucker - Carter

“- Shelby Munker: I try to do natural things. A lot of people in my family died of cancer. Bye.
- Ruby Spar: They... they died of cancer smoking pot?”

Marta Heflin - Shelby Munker
Margaret Ladd - Ruby Spar

“What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?”

Peter Dante - Dante

“Life's a tradeoff. It's finally legal to smoke dope, but you got to have cancer.”
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison