“You're as deceitful as your mother.”
Kirk Douglas - Harrison

“- John Biebe: Women don't like being referred to as fat mammals, Skank.
- 'Skank' Marden: I never would've said that to her face!”
Russell Crowe - John Biebe
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“- Alex: So how come they call you rabbit?
- David 'Future' Porter: Cause he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot.”

Brittany Murphy - Alex
Mekhi Phifer - David 'Future' Porter

“I was comparing men to animals!... Which, let's face it, sometimes they are. But sometimes, they are not.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale

“- Max: Sit down, Noodles. Make yourself comfortable. I'm glad you accepted my invitation.
- Noodles: Well, I was curious. So many important people in one place...
- Max: Yes. Well, the rats usually desert a sinking ship. But in my case, they appear to be flocking on board.”
James Woods - Max
Robert De Niro - Noodles