“- Torrance Shipman: Will Advanced Chem get you off my back?
- Christine Shipman Not completely, but it'll help.
- Torrance Shipman: Done.You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
- Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.”

Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Sherry Hursey - Christine Shipman

“- Billy Kramer: Will she pick me up after school?
- Ted Kramer: Probably. And if she doesn't I will.
- Billy Kramer: What if you forget?
- Ted Kramer: I won't forget.
- Billy Kramer: What if you get run over by a truck and get killed?
- Ted Kramer: Then Mommy will pick you up.”
Justin Henry - Billy Kramer
Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer

“Gym Teacher-Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa-You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?”
Tress MacNeille - Gym Teacher
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson

“Failing classes is not the only way to get attention from your parents. A lot of girls, when they're having a bad time at home, just go slutty.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Now what you boys want to do is you want to graduate from high school, get decent jobs. Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!”

James Woods - John Moss