“- Zebulun: In Egypt there's food going spare.
- Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit and drinks.
- Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx!”
Michael Small - Zebulun
Martin Callaghan - Asher
Nick Holmes - Benjamin
Sebastien Torkia - Dan

“Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.”

Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named "Sphinxy".
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Indiana Jones: I knew the Germans had hired you, Sallah. You're the best digger in Egypt.
- Sallah: My services are entirely inconsequential to them. They hired or shanghaied every digger in Cairo. The excavation is enormous. They hire only strong backs and they pay pennies for them. It's as if the pharaohs have returned.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
John Rhys-Davies - Sallah

“- Theo: Those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats!
- Dewey Cox: The siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in Ancient Egypt.
- Sam: Fuck nobility!
- Dave: Fuck Ancient Egypt!
- Theo: Fuck cats!”
Chris Parnell - Theo
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox
Tim Meadows - Sam
Matt Besser - Dave