“- Lucy Whitmore: What are you doing?
- Henry Roth: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...
- Lucy Whitmore: You were going for a feelski!
- Henry Roth: Alright, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!”
Henry Roth - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth

“She's pert. If you like pert.”

Jennifer Tilly - Vicki

“Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience, then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch a breath.”
Jim Carrey - Adult Joe Wenteworth

“This is like waiting for your hatch day. It never seems to get any closer.”
Anndi McAfee - Cera

“- Store Owner: Reggie, how many times do I have to tell you to open the potato chips after you pay for them?
- Reggie: Well, you're gonna have to tell me that all the time, 'cause I like potato chips.”
Robert MacBeth - Store Owner
Mike Epps - Reggie