“You're worse than my dad. He's old, at least he's got an excuse for being a prick!”

Caroline Guthrie - Carol

“- Billy Ray: So, I heard you turned 80 today.
- Norman Thayer Jr.: Is that what you heard?
- Billy Ray: Yeah. Man, that's really old.
- Norman Thayer Jr.: You should meet my father.
- Billy Ray: Your father's still alive?
- Norman Thayer Jr.: No, but you should meet him.”
Doug McKeon - Billy Ray
Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.

“There's no pleasure on earth that's worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People's Home, Weston-Super-Mare.”

Leo McKern - Horace Rumpole

“Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.”

Everett Sloane - Mr. Bernstein

“- Kay Bentley: She's an old schoolmate of mine from grammar school.
- Michael Shayne: I haven't seen any old girls.
- Kay Bentley: She's not old - about my age.
- Michael Shayne: And still going to grammar school? She's a little mentally round-shouldered!”
Lynn Bari - Kay Bentley
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne