“- David Sumner: Just so you know, somebody broke into our house and killed our cat.
- Chris: What makes you think Flutie was killed? Didn't just die.
- David Sumner: Well, generally cats don't hang themselves.”
James Marsden - David Sumner
Billy Lush - Chris

“The rest of your nine lives are going in one lump-sum.”

David Johansen - Halston

Me? Why I'm The Cat in the Hat, there's no doubt about that. I'm a super fun-diferous feline, who's here to make sure that you're "meline”, ”keylime”, ”turpentine". I got nothing! I'm not so good with the rhyming, not really, no. Look, I'm a cat that can talk that should be enough for you people!
Mike Myers - The Cat

“- The Cat: Who's this?
- Sally: That's our babysitter.
- The Cat: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting! I’d do it for nothing.”
Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“- Sally: Where did you come from?
- The Cat: Hm… How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that...
- Conrad: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from?
- The Cat: My place, what do you think?”
Dakota Fanning - Sally
Mike Myers - The Cat
Spencer Breslin - Conrad