“Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“The Chinese are smart people, but such bad drivers. They should not be allowed to even wash cars.”
Kayvan Novak - Arash

“- Police chopper pilot: He's gone.
- Det. Roland Castlebeck: God!
- Detective Drycoff: Man this guy can drive!
- Det. Roland Castlebeck: What? What?
- Detective Drycoff: It's probably mostly the car...”

Delroy Lindo - Det. Roland Castlebeck
Timothy Olyphant - Detective Drycoff

“- Randy Pear: Give it to me. You can't play that.
- Jason Pear: Why not?
- Randy Pear: Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.
- Jason Pear: You're driving his car!
- Randy Pear: Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!”
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear
Brody Smith - Jason Pear

“Now get in the cartoonishly evil vehicle and drive!”
Mandy Patinkin - Huxley