“- Susan: Nervous?
- Billy Hayes: No.
- Susan: Geez, I hate flying.
- Billy Hayes: It's something I ate. I think I've been poisoned.
- Susan: Or you're just excited about getting home.
- Billy Hayes: No, I think it's the baklavas.”
Irene Miracle - Susan
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“- Lincoln Hawk: You know, if you're hungry, there's a great place up here for good steak. What do you say we stop?
- Michael Cutler: Sir, you're going to be the victim of cholesterol poisoning. Later in life, you'll just start to rot away.
- Lincoln Hawk: You're just full of good humor, aren't ya Mike?”
Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk
David Mendenhall - Michael Cutler

“- Cop: Hey Graham, you want some sushi?
- Tom Graham: No thanks. If I get a craving for mercury, I'll eat a thermometer.”
Michael Leopard - Cop
Harvey Keitel - Lt. Tom Graham

“- Jojo: You know what I wonder?
- Daisy: What?
- Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?”
Lili Taylor - Jojo
Julia Roberts - Daisy

“- Cruella De Vil: I want the job done tonight!
- Horace: How're we gonna do it?
- Cruella De Vil: Any way you like. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?”
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil
Frederick Worlock - Horace