“- President Andrew Shepherd: When we're out of the office, and alone, you can call me Andy.
- A.J. MacInerney: I beg your pardon, sir?
- President Andrew Shepherd: You were the best man at my wedding, for crying out loud. Call me Andy.
- A.J. MacInerney: Whatever you say, Mr. President.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Martin Sheen - A.J. MacInerney

“- Cathy Weaver: He named his dog after Ronald Reagan.
- Al Sanders: Well, he ain't all bad.”
Debra Winger - Cathy Weaver
Albert Hall - Al Sanders

“- Yogi Bear: [On the Ranger's phone] Hello? Hello? Is this the White House?
- Ranger John Smith: Yogi!
- Yogi Bear: Hey, the President knows my name!”
Yogi Bear - Yogi Bear
Don Messick - Ranger John Smith

“- Will Smith: What's your daughter's name?
- Ollie Trinke: Gertrude.
- Will Smith: Damn, why'd you do that man?”
Will Smith - Himself
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“- Bors: Dagonet, she wants to get married and give the children names.
- Tristan: Women! The children already have names, don't they?
- Bors: Just Gilly. It's too much trouble so we gave the rest of them numbers.
- Lancelot: That's interesting. I thought you couldn't count.”
Ray Winstone - Bors
Mads Mikkelsen - Tristan
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot