“- Dan Trunkman: Well you're the little guy taking on the big guy.
- Chuck Portnoy: You're going to go up against me and Dynamic Systems?
- Dan Trunkman: We're going to be hard to beat.”
Vince Vaughn - Dan Trunkman
Sienna Miller - Chuck Portnoy

“We simply cannot let our competition be nuttier than we are.”

Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Martin Bells: Let's grow old together.
- James: Let's get older.
- Martin Bells: Now, there's a challenge.”
Ewan McGregor - Martin Bells
Josh Brolin - James

“My elders challenged me for the throne. So I've spared all my children any future dissapointment!”

Sven-Ole Thorsen - King Borna

“- Cabeza: I cannot and will not accept a challenge from a priest. His cloth protects him.
- Rodrigo Mendoza: My cloth protects you!”
Chuck Low - Cabeza
Robert De Niro - Rodrigo Mendoza