“- Mitch Weaver: Dr. Farthing, what happened to your arm?
- Dr. Farthing: Well, it was either from sleeping on it the wrong way or bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car.”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Chevy Chase - Dr. Farthing

“All's fair in love and basketball.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

“I'm not a pistoleer or a knife-smith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“- Cole Trickle: This son of a bitch just slammed into me.
- Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbing, son, is racing.”
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle
Robert Duvall - Harry Hogge

“I want you to hit everything that move! If the ref gets in your way, you hit him! They're cheatin' us too! They're against us too. This is our team. This is us! Let's go right now! Let's get it off now and let's go!”
Lee Jackson - Ivory Christian