“- Mitch Weaver: Dr. Farthing, what happened to your arm?
- Dr. Farthing: Well, it was either from sleeping on it the wrong way or bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car.”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Chevy Chase - Dr. Farthing

“We are supposed to be righteous. That's a beautiful thing. And we're losing it. If I lose that, that's everything. That's my soul.”
Mathieu Kassovitz - Robert

“Only new life can defeat death. Some people say there's a balance to everything. For every life there's a death, for every death, there is a life.”
Tony Todd - Mr. Bludworth

“Life is never fair. And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Laura Vasquez: It's not fair.
- Jay: Nothing ever is...”

Rosario Dawson - Laura Vasquez
Will Smith - Jay