“- Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back!
- Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!”

Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter
John Michael Higgins - Marty

“I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.”

Emilio Estevez - Bill Reimers

“- Chemical Engineer: Basically, it burns the eyes, lungs and throat, causes vomiting and if continuously inhaled, death.
- Streebek: Oh, sort of like your aftershave.”

Tom Hanks - Streebek

“- Lolita Haze: Do you always have to shave twice a day?
- Humbert Humbert: Yes, of course, because all the best people shave twice a day.”
Sue Lyon - Lolita
James Mason - Prof. Humbert Humbert

“To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor