“I'm an Aztec warrior!”

Jacob Vargas - Joker

"Soon the primal fire began to burn in Lady Hookstraten's body. Her hips twitched and trembled as each fireball from Oliver's powerful cannon erupted like molten lava into the quivering mouth of her ever-fluttering love purse".

Steve Martin - Larry

“I confess I pray still to feel the touch of my lover's lips. His hands upon me, his arms enfolding me... Such surrender has been mine. I confess I pray still to be filled and enflamed. To melt into the dream of us, beyond this troubled place, to where we are not even ourselves.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Sam: She's not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle...
- Maggie: Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!”

Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“It's you who I want to step to my scene, ‘cause rather the deal with the fallacy... of this dry-ass reality... I'd rather dance and romance your sweet ass in a wet dream. Who am I? Well, they call me Brother to the night. And right now I'm the blues in your left thigh... trying to become the funk in your right. Is that all right?”
Larenz Tate - Darius Lovehall