“There. That's better. Now you don't look like you've just come in from milking the cows.”

“In Hollywood, unknown actors wear sunglasses in the hope of being mistaken for knowns.”
Richard R. Grant

“Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can get fired by someone wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
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Steve Martin

“I came out here with one suit and everybody said I looked like a bum. Twenty years later Marlon Brando came out with only a sweatshirt and the town drooled over him. That shows how much Hollywood has progressed.”
Humphrey Bogart

When I came to LA five years ago, I was shocked: all the women dressed like hookers. And part of me was happy: you know, I'd say to my wife "Honey, why don't you buy a pair of those pants — those skintight whore pants the Brentwood housewives are wearing".

David O. Russell