“- Colin: Why don't you come work for me? You're young. You should be with a winner.
- Nate: I prefer to work somewhere with a little bit of legacy.
- Colin: Nothing lasts forever.
- [Both laugh]
- Nate: [staring up at Colin's bald head] Clearly.”
Colin Mochrie - Colin Frost
Portia Doubleday - Nate

“- Garbitsch: Brunettes are trouble makers. They're worse than the Jews.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: Then wipe them out.
- Garbitsch: Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“Looks familiar, but dearie, these blondes all bleach alike.”

Esther Howard - Jean

“Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“What is a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings