“- Mongol General: What is best in life?
- Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
Akio Mitamura - Mongol General
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Craig Patrick: Hockey players from Boston and Minnesota.
- Doc Nagobads: Our own private Cold War.”
Noah Emmerich - Craig Patrick
Kenneth Welsh - Doc Nagobads

“- Coach Gary Gaines: So how is it out there?
- Ivory Christian: They're fast, they're big, they're dirty... plus they're fast.
- Coach Gary Gaines: You said that already.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines
Lee Jackson - Ivory Christian

“Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?”
Luke Goss - Nomak

“You are making enemies that you don't know exist.”

Dan Hedaya - Della Pesca