“I am not spending valuable hours of my life just to teach you boys to throw a ball through an iron hoop. This is a way of life, I want players to think. Work, sweat, challenge themselves, discipline themselves, because anything else you boys it just isn't worth it, to anyone.”

Nick Benedict - Press Maravich

“- Tom Roberts: Miss, you don't understand. See, this is an emergency.
- Norma: Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
- Tom Roberts: Sexual.”

Vincent Van Patten - Tom Roberts
Terry Soda - Norma

“- Niki: Look, how important do you think sex is?
- Jake VanDorn: Not very.
- Niki: Then we're just alike. I mean, you think it's so unimportant that you don't even do it. I think it's so unimportant that I don't care who I do it with.”
Season Hubley - Niki
George C. Scott - Jake VanDorn

“The most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load; now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.”
Chris Elliott - Dom

“If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you are!”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis