“What's the matter, child? Aren't you happy? I thought so. I knew there was something on your mind. There, there, there now. What's the matter? You haven't fallen in love with someone else, have you?”

Walter Connolly - Andrews

“- Jake: It's a story about the violation of expectations and a crushing loss of faith, and love, and life, and art.
- Bill: So it's a girl?”
John Cusack - Jake
Christopher Plummer - Bill

“- Nick Marshall: I know how hard it is to go out with someone new. I mean, there's always that fear of... well... getting hurt. At least that's how I feel inside.
- Lola: Do you really?
- Nick Marshall: All the time.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall
Marisa Tomei - Lola

“Adele, I'm sorry the way things turned out. I never meant to hurt anyone, least of all you.”
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my pets! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom