“- Casey Becker: Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!
- Phone Voice: Then you should know that Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer.”

Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

“- Dark Helmet: What did you do?
- Colonel Sandurz: I turned off the wall.
- Dark Helmet: No, you didn't! You turned off the whole movie!
- Colonel Sandurz: I must have pressed the wrong button.
- Dark Helmet: Well, put it back on!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“Trials are too important to be left up to juries.”
Gene Hackman - Rankin Fitch

“What do you hope to achieve if you win? You gonna bring Jacob Wood back to life? No. Jacob Wood and all the other gun violence victims remain rotting in their crypts.”
Gene Hackman - Rankin Fitch

“- Judge Thomas Danforth: If you do not give me his name, I will have you arrested for contempt of court.
- Giles Corey: This is a hearing. You cannot arrest me for contempt of a hearing.”
Paul Scofield - Judge Thomas Danforth
Peter Vaughan - Giles Corey