“Fact: Alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more and you're a talking monkey.”

Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop

“- Nick Frescia: Generally I recommend my men stay away from vodka, and stick with scotch and bourbon.
- Jo Ann: Why is that?
- Nick Frescia: So the brass will know they're drunk and not stupid.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“You would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions not to appreciate this '61 Château Latour, and you, Monsieur Linguini, are no idiot. Let us toast your non-idiocy!”

Sir Ian Holm - Skinner

“I don't trust any bastard who doesn't drink. People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.”
Humphrey Bogart

“At the end of the day, I let myself have a glass of wine.”
Jane Seymour