“- Hades: Meg, listen. Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, for ever!
- Meg: I don't care, I'm not going to help you hurt him!
- Hades: I can't believe you're getting all worked up over some guy.
- Meg: This one is different. He's strong, he's caring, he would never do anything to hurt me...”

James Woods - Hades
Susan Egan - Meg

“- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
[Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jason Biggs - Darren

“- Gaston: Say you'll marry me!
- Belle: I'm very sorry, Gaston but I just don't deserve you!”
Richard White - Gaston
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“- Sgt. Tony Meserve: You're taking your turn in there.
- Eriksson: No! I'm raping nobody!”
Sean Penn - Sgt. Tony Meserve
Michael J. Fox - Eriksson

“- Clarence Hill: It sounds like a simple misunderstanding to me. Now... Zeke'll buy Miller a bottle of Cutty, and we'll forget the whole thing.
- Zeke: Zeke is not buying nobody a goddamn thing! And you haven't shit for a steward, Hill!
- Clarence Hill: Maybe you don't belong in this union!
- Zeke: Maybe you're right!”

Lane Smith - Clarence Hill
Richard Pryor - Zeke